bradyrhora asked: Just wondering, what would you do if a random person walked up to you and put a bucket on your lap?
wHY,
wHY WOULD YOU DO THAT,
}:(
eVERY TROLL IS REAL, }:)
((Tronno Contar belongs to leomio, owner of askpurrseniccatnip!))
iF ANYONE WAS WONDERING, tHIS PERSON WAS MY VALENTINE, }:)
wE EXCHANGED SOME RATHER SICK RHYMES, i HAD A LOT OF FUN,
sOMETIMES, yOU MAY WANT TO GIVE UP,
bUT YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING,
iT WAS ALL i COULD DO TO NOT GET MY SELF CULLED,
}:(
i HOPE BEYOND HOPE, tHAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO EXPERIENCE IT,
i HOPE YOU ARE LUCKY AND HEALTHY,
aND DO NOT HAVE TO FEEL LIKE THAT,
hOW LONG WAS i ASLEEP, }:0
i’M SO SORRY, i THINK i MISSED SOME WRIGGLING DAYS,
bUT i WILL BE ANSWERING SOME QUESTIONS TODAY, sO HOPEFULLY i CAN MAKE UP FOR THAT NAP,
((Hi, guys! I’m so sorry I haven’t been updating lately, my laptop decided to give up the ghost last week!! Hopefully I can get some done this week [and perhaps get those spanish asks done, because I’m gonna need to actually… learn some spanish to answer these……….]!! thank you for your patience!!))
Anonymous asked: hEy MoThErFuCkInG tAvBrO :o) sO, tHaT mOtHeRfUcKiNg VaLeNtInEs DaY iS uP aNd CoMiNg SoOn. I wAs WoNdErInG iF, yOu KnOw, YoU'd WaNnA uP aNd HaNg WiTh Me?
wELL, uH, sURE,
iT’S PRETTY LATE, aND i DON’T HAVE ANY PLANS,
sO OKAY, i’LL BE RIGHT OVER,
}:)
askarachnid asked: Ooooooooh my gooooooood Toreadork, you're thinking a8out earth human lame paper hearts day already???????? You do realize how desper8 that make you look, right? Hold out for a 8it and play hard to get, don't just pick the first person who asks. Otherwise you'll end up with some8ody equally desper8 and have a totally crappy valentine! Generous free advice from me to you. :::;)
oH,
uH, i SEE,
Hey, guys! I’ll be attending Katsucon this Sunday with the delightful mediokrek, roleplayer of Marnix Kharon and one of the artists/writers of the popular SGRUP RP TEAM PARADOX! We’ll be hangin’ out as M!Vriska and Tavros/askToreador, and we’ll be at the Homestuck Meet-Up at noon EST! Catch us there if you’re going and I’ll give you a high-five (or as high a five as I can manage from my wheelchair, if I don’t ifnish my robolegs in the next three days)!
((SUP, DUDES! Like this says, I’ll be at Katsucon on SUNDAY ONLY, and so will my wheelchair and ukulele!I’ll post pictures on this blog too, I guess?))
oH, uH, wOW, i DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE,
uHHH, hEY, kARKAT,
hEE HEE,
}:)
terminallycooking asked: HeY tAvBrO. hEy TaVbRo. LeTs GeT mOtHerFuCkIn CoOkInG aNd FeAsTiNg Up In ThIs BiTcH. :o)
sORRY, gAMZEE, }:(
tINKERBULL SAYS THAT i CAN’T,
iT WAS PROBABLY A STUPID IDEA, aND ALSO REALLY DUMB,
darkfenestrologist asked: You're such a cuuuuuuuutie. <3 Anyway, you're my brother's patron troll and he kind of adores you. He just thinks you're the coolest. So, um, could I get your signature or something for him? I think he'd really like that. :)
oH, wOW, uH,
i DON’T THINK THAT i HAVE A REAL SIGNATURE THING, tHAT i SIGN THINGS WITH,
i GUESS THIS IS AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY, tO MAKE ONE UP,
}:)
pLEASE GIVE YOUR BROTHER THIS, aS WELL AS, uH, i GUESS YOU WOULD CALL IT MY REGARDS,
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