sURE,

uH, wELL,

i AM REASONABLY CERTAIN, tHAT BROWN COWS DIDEXIST, iN THE FIRST PLACE, bUT i DON’T THINK THAT i REALLY SEE THE CONNECTION,

theallarounder asked you: It’s my wriggling day soon! Do you think you can wish me a happy wriggling day?

esabelleryngin:

So finally, I’m setting up commissions. Here goes.

Hey, guys! I’m taking commissions now, because I’ve been meaning to start for a while! Let’s talk about what I can do and pricing.
Um also, There are some things I won’t draw period, but we can discuss that.

Sketches: $5-$10
These are normally…

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wELL, i THINK i CAN, lET IT SLIDE FOR A LITTLE WHILE,

}:) tHANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR CONTROLLING YOURSELVES, iT IS, mUCH EASIER TO DEAL WITH,

i,

wHAT, uH,

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i AM HEAVILY CONSIDERING, rEVOKING THE PRIVILEGE OF ANONYMOUS ASKS„,

aND WHILE i WOULD REALLY LOVE TO CATCH UP ON SOME OF THE ASKS i DID NOT MANAGE TO GET AROUND TO ANSWERING, i THINK THAT IT IS IN MY (aND YOUR, wHOEVER YOU ARE,) BEST INTEREST, tO OPEN MY ASKBOX ONCE MORE,

}:)

wHAT EVEN,

}Bo)

dROP ME A BEAT, tHIS IS ABOUT TO GET SOOOOOOOO DELIRIOUS, aS WELL AS SERIOUS, }>:(

bECAUSE YOU INSULTED MY RAPPING PROWESS, aND SHALL NOW THEREFORE BE SUBJECTED TO MY SICK RHYMES,

uH,

wAIT,

lET ME JUST, wRITE THIS DOWN,

tHANK YOU ALL, sO MUCH, fOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG,

i PROMISE NOT TO DISAPPOINT YOU, }:D

((Vocals by jbriner, Instrumentals and song by esabelleryngin!

Seriously, thank you so much, guys, for following asktoreador! Let it be known that Fiduspawn is the second real song I’ve ever written! Here are the lyrics and chords to the original version!

As an added note, jbriner is such a sweetie and a joy to work with, I’m always so excited when he sends me vocals like this!!))

oH GOD,

iN CASE WE DON’T MAKE IT,

wE WERE WRITING A fIDUSPAWN THEMESONG„,

wHERE ARE YOU GUYS, cOMING FROM, }:0

aRE YOU TRYING TO GET, tO THE BIG SURPRISE, tHAT i HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY PLANNING, fOR ALL OF YOU, aT TWO THOUSAND FOLLOWERS,

i MEAN, wE STILL HAVE, lIKE, oNE HUNDRED AND EIGHT TO GO„,

sO IT MIGHT BE DONE BY THEN,

pROBABLY A LITTLE, lIKE THIS,

dOES GENDER EVEN MATTER, aT THIS POINT,