oKAY,
3, 2, 1, lET’S GO,
i STARTED UP A BLOG, bECAUSE MY FRIENDS DID, tOO,
aND NOW, i’VE GOT THESE FOLLOWERS, fROM OUT OF THE BLUE,
sO, iT’S TIME, tO RHYME AND CHIME IN, wITH MY BRO,
gAMZEE mAKARA, tHE BEST RAPPER, i KNOW,
NoW uP aNd HoLd It, My MoThErFuCkInG cHuM,
tOdAy’S yOuR dAy, So MoThErFuCkInG cElEbRaTe SoMe!
ThIs BlOg Is A mIrAcLe, LiKe No OtHeR,
dOn’T cOnSeRvE iT, yOu DeSeRvE iT, mY lOnGhOrNeD bRoThEr!
wELL, uH, oKAY, i’LL GIVE IT, a GO,
sO SIT DOWN, aND RELAX, pLEASE, wITH YOUR FAYGO,
i’LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, i GUESS, mY FRIEND,
aT LEAST, uNTIL THE CHORUS, wHICH IS CLOSE TO THE END,
sO,
i DREW UP SOME PICTURES, tO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS,
bUT NOW THERE’S JUST SO MANY, tOO MANY TO MENTION,
iT TAKES ME A WHILE, jUST TO ANSWER A FEW,
iF i KEEP GETTING MORE, i DON’T KNOW WHAT i’LL DO,
wITH THE QUESTIONS THAT DON’T QUITE, mAKE THE CUT,
(aT LEAST, i KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE ONES, aBOUT SMUT,)
i’M DEFEATED, iF THEY’RE DELETED, sO i TRY TO SAVE THEM ALL,
i HAVE TO THINK, rEALLY HARD, aND MY HAND HAS TO STALL,
i FEEL REALLY BAD, wHEN THERE’S NOT A REPLY,
tHAT COMES TO MY MIND, iT’S LIKE TRYING TO FLY,
fROM A WHEELCHAIR, wHEN YOU’RE A CRIPPLE, lIKE ME,
aND DREAMING IS NICE, bUT THE REALITY IS,
wHOA, i GOT OFF, tHE SUBJECT, tHERE, fOR A MOMENT,
bUT, uH, aNYWAY,
tOREADOR IS STAYING, rIGHT HERE,
(ToReAdOr Is StIlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg HeRe)
wE’LL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS, nO NEED TO FEAR,
(He’Ll AnSwEr YoUr QuEsTiOnS, dOn’T mOtHeRfUcKiNg fEaR)
tOREADOR IS STAYING, rIGHT HERE,
(HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNk, RiGhT hErE)
aT THE HEAD, oF THE HERD, i’LL STEER, lIKE A STEER,
(HeH hEh HeH, bEcAuSe He’S a HoOfBeAsT, gEt It?)
tO ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS, i SAY, gRACIAS,
fOR WATCHING ME NOT, kNOW TROLLSPANISH AS MUCH,
aS THE NEXT TROLL, wHO ASKS ME IF, hER BOTTOM LOOKS, bIG,
aND i’LL SAY, “nO, dON’T WORRY, yOU’RE AS THIN AS, a TWIG,
aND IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR, kANAYA,
yOU ALWAYS LOOK, aS PRETTY AS SKAIA”,
bUT THEN i’M CARRIED OFF, fOR A BEASTBACK RIDE,
tO MY HIVE, bY A HUMAN, aND THEN i DECIDE,
tO SHOW HIM THE SNAPS, rUNNING DOWN MY BACK,
bY THEN’S, a HUNDRED FOLLOWERS, sO NO TIME TO SLACK,
mY ROBOLEGS TWITCH, aS i RUN TO AND FRO,
(bUT BE CAREFUL, wITH THOSE STAIRS, i’M WARNING YOU, bRO),
aND THEN, fOR SOME REASON, i WAS A PIECE OF, bREAD,
i TOOK A GIRL TO PROM, aND WINGBEASTS ATE MY HEAD,
(wHICH IS NOT THE BEST WAY, tO CELEBRATE PROM,
wHATEVER THAT IS),
i’M PROBABLY WRONG,
iN ASSUMING THESE HUGS WON’T GIVE ME, dISEASE,
bUT i’M STUCK, iN THIS CHAIR, jUST CHASING THE BREEZE,
tHEN i BUMPED INTO kARKAT, wHO WAS MEAN, aND THEN NICE,
hE ADVERTISED MY BLOG, aND MADE POSTS OF IT, tWICE,
tO SUM IT ALL UP, mY LUSUS AND i,
mET OTHER ME’S (i’M NOT SURE, wHO’S GOING TO, dIE),
i GOT TRICKED BY vRISKA, gOT KISSED, oNE TIME,
bUT NOW THAT i’M STRONGER, i CAN HANDLE THE LINE,
“aDVANCE OR a8SCOND”,
wHICH USED TO KEEP ME UP, aT NIGHT,
bUT THEN i SLEPT OVER, wITH A GIRL, wHO’S PRETTY BRIGHT,
tINKERBULL AND i, lOOKED AGAIN AT OUR SCORE,
aND WHERE ONE HUNDRED WAS, wE SAW ONE HUNDRED MORE,
aND BY THEN, tHEY ALL KNEW, tHAT I PLAYED UKULELE
i LOOKED, aT THE COMMENTS, aND THEY SAID “tAVVY, bABY,
yOU’RE JUST SO CUTE, aND ADORABLE,”
i THINK WHAT THEY MEANT, wAS ADORABULL,
i MET MORE ME’S, aND WE KNEW WHAT TO DO,
wE OPENED UP, a CAN OF, uGUU-jITSU,
aND FLEW, tO THE SKY, wITH THE SUMMONER,
tO ADVENTURES, wITH aRADIA, aND A MAGIC FLOW-LLOWER,
wE WATCHED A SCARY MOVIE, aND WHEN IT WAS DONE,
tHE COUNT HAD GONE UP, to FIVE HUNDRED AND ONE,
bY THEN I REALIZED, tHAT MY SWAG, wAS STILL ON,
I WAS COVERED IN HUGS, oF WHICH I’M GROWING, mORE FOND,
aND THEN, hOLA, mATADOR, wE WERE ON, oUR WAY,
wITH EARTH COWS TO LIKE, aND rELDAZ TO PLAY,
wE IMAGINED, aND REFUSED,
aBUSED, cONFUSED,
aND I DRESSED UP, lIKE GAMZEE, fOR SOME REASON, I GUESS,
aND, oH, I GUESS, tHAT DIDN’T RHYME,
bUT, uH„,
aND NOW, wE’RE HERE, aT ONE THOUSAND OF YOU,
tHERE ARE JUST SO MANY, jUST OUT OF THE BLUE,
yOU’VE BEEN WITH ME HERE, fOR ONLY FOUR DAYS,
aND i THINK, i’M RUNNING OUT OF WAYS,
tO THANK YOU ALL, fOR FOLLOWING ME,
(aND ALSO, nOT TALKING ABOUT THAT THING, wITH GAMZEE,)
uHH, tHAT’S, aLL i’VE GOT, fOR RIGHT NOW,
}B)
nITRAM OUT,
((OOC: 1000 followers! Wow! That’s… Amazing! I really never expected 1000 to really happen, oh my gosh! xD Thank you, EVERYONE. I just… eeeee! I’ve been reading the comments as they come up, and you all just make me so happy! ; u; I really hope you guys can enjoy askToreador for as long as I can make it!))

oKAY,

3, 2, 1, lET’S GO,

i STARTED UP A BLOG, bECAUSE MY FRIENDS DID, tOO,

aND NOW, i’VE GOT THESE FOLLOWERS, fROM OUT OF THE BLUE,

sO, iT’S TIME, tO RHYME AND CHIME IN, wITH MY BRO,

gAMZEE mAKARA, tHE BEST RAPPER, i KNOW,

NoW uP aNd HoLd It, My MoThErFuCkInG cHuM,

tOdAy’S yOuR dAy, So MoThErFuCkInG cElEbRaTe SoMe!

ThIs BlOg Is A mIrAcLe, LiKe No OtHeR,

dOn’T cOnSeRvE iT, yOu DeSeRvE iT, mY lOnGhOrNeD bRoThEr!

wELL, uH, oKAY, i’LL GIVE IT, a GO,

sO SIT DOWN, aND RELAX, pLEASE, wITH YOUR FAYGO,

i’LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, i GUESS, mY FRIEND,

aT LEAST, uNTIL THE CHORUS, wHICH IS CLOSE TO THE END,

sO,

i DREW UP SOME PICTURES, tO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS,

bUT NOW THERE’S JUST SO MANY, tOO MANY TO MENTION,

iT TAKES ME A WHILE, jUST TO ANSWER A FEW,

iF i KEEP GETTING MORE, i DON’T KNOW WHAT i’LL DO,

wITH THE QUESTIONS THAT DON’T QUITE, mAKE THE CUT,

(aT LEAST, i KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE ONES, aBOUT SMUT,)

i’M DEFEATED, iF THEY’RE DELETED, sO i TRY TO SAVE THEM ALL,

i HAVE TO THINK, rEALLY HARD, aND MY HAND HAS TO STALL,

i FEEL REALLY BAD, wHEN THERE’S NOT A REPLY,

tHAT COMES TO MY MIND, iT’S LIKE TRYING TO FLY,

fROM A WHEELCHAIR, wHEN YOU’RE A CRIPPLE, lIKE ME,

aND DREAMING IS NICE, bUT THE REALITY IS,

wHOA, i GOT OFF, tHE SUBJECT, tHERE, fOR A MOMENT,

bUT, uH, aNYWAY,

tOREADOR IS STAYING, rIGHT HERE,

(ToReAdOr Is StIlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg HeRe)

wE’LL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS, nO NEED TO FEAR,

(He’Ll AnSwEr YoUr QuEsTiOnS, dOn’T mOtHeRfUcKiNg fEaR)

tOREADOR IS STAYING, rIGHT HERE,

(HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNk, RiGhT hErE)

aT THE HEAD, oF THE HERD, i’LL STEER, lIKE A STEER,

(HeH hEh HeH, bEcAuSe He’S a HoOfBeAsT, gEt It?)

tO ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS, i SAY, gRACIAS,

fOR WATCHING ME NOT, kNOW TROLLSPANISH AS MUCH,

aS THE NEXT TROLL, wHO ASKS ME IF, hER BOTTOM LOOKS, bIG,

aND i’LL SAY, “nO, dON’T WORRY, yOU’RE AS THIN AS, a TWIG,

aND IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR, kANAYA,

yOU ALWAYS LOOK, aS PRETTY AS SKAIA”,

bUT THEN i’M CARRIED OFF, fOR A BEASTBACK RIDE,

tO MY HIVE, bY A HUMAN, aND THEN i DECIDE,

tO SHOW HIM THE SNAPS, rUNNING DOWN MY BACK,

bY THEN’S, a HUNDRED FOLLOWERS, sO NO TIME TO SLACK,

mY ROBOLEGS TWITCH, aS i RUN TO AND FRO,

(bUT BE CAREFUL, wITH THOSE STAIRS, i’M WARNING YOU, bRO),

aND THEN, fOR SOME REASON, i WAS A PIECE OF, bREAD,

i TOOK A GIRL TO PROM, aND WINGBEASTS ATE MY HEAD,

(wHICH IS NOT THE BEST WAY, tO CELEBRATE PROM,

wHATEVER THAT IS),

i’M PROBABLY WRONG,

iN ASSUMING THESE HUGS WON’T GIVE ME, dISEASE,

bUT i’M STUCK, iN THIS CHAIR, jUST CHASING THE BREEZE,

tHEN i BUMPED INTO kARKAT, wHO WAS MEAN, aND THEN NICE,

hE ADVERTISED MY BLOG, aND MADE POSTS OF IT, tWICE,

tO SUM IT ALL UP, mY LUSUS AND i,

mET OTHER ME’S (i’M NOT SURE, wHO’S GOING TO, dIE),

i GOT TRICKED BY vRISKA, gOT KISSED, oNE TIME,

bUT NOW THAT i’M STRONGER, i CAN HANDLE THE LINE,

“aDVANCE OR a8SCOND”,

wHICH USED TO KEEP ME UP, aT NIGHT,

bUT THEN i SLEPT OVER, wITH A GIRL, wHO’S PRETTY BRIGHT,

tINKERBULL AND i, lOOKED AGAIN AT OUR SCORE,

aND WHERE ONE HUNDRED WAS, wE SAW ONE HUNDRED MORE,

aND BY THEN, tHEY ALL KNEW, tHAT I PLAYED UKULELE

i LOOKED, aT THE COMMENTS, aND THEY SAID “tAVVY, bABY,

yOU’RE JUST SO CUTE, aND ADORABLE,”

i THINK WHAT THEY MEANT, wAS ADORABULL,

i MET MORE ME’S, aND WE KNEW WHAT TO DO,

wE OPENED UP, a CAN OF, uGUU-jITSU,

aND FLEW, tO THE SKY, wITH THE SUMMONER,

tO ADVENTURES, wITH aRADIA, aND A MAGIC FLOW-LLOWER,

wE WATCHED A SCARY MOVIE, aND WHEN IT WAS DONE,

tHE COUNT HAD GONE UP, to FIVE HUNDRED AND ONE,

bY THEN I REALIZED, tHAT MY SWAG, wAS STILL ON,

I WAS COVERED IN HUGS, oF WHICH I’M GROWING, mORE FOND,

aND THEN, hOLA, mATADOR, wE WERE ON, oUR WAY,

wITH EARTH COWS TO LIKE, aND rELDAZ TO PLAY,

wE IMAGINED, aND REFUSED,

aBUSED, cONFUSED,

aND I DRESSED UP, lIKE GAMZEE, fOR SOME REASON, I GUESS,

aND, oH, I GUESS, tHAT DIDN’T RHYME,

bUT, uH„,

aND NOW, wE’RE HERE, aT ONE THOUSAND OF YOU,

tHERE ARE JUST SO MANY, jUST OUT OF THE BLUE,

yOU’VE BEEN WITH ME HERE, fOR ONLY FOUR DAYS,

aND i THINK, i’M RUNNING OUT OF WAYS,

tO THANK YOU ALL, fOR FOLLOWING ME,

(aND ALSO, nOT TALKING ABOUT THAT THING, wITH GAMZEE,)

uHH, tHAT’S, aLL i’VE GOT, fOR RIGHT NOW,

}B)

nITRAM OUT,

((OOC: 1000 followers! Wow! That’s… Amazing! I really never expected 1000 to really happen, oh my gosh! xD Thank you, EVERYONE. I just… eeeee! I’ve been reading the comments as they come up, and you all just make me so happy! ; u; I really hope you guys can enjoy askToreador for as long as I can make it!))

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