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(i HAD TO REDACT A VERY, vERY TIRED JOKE, aBOUT MUSTACHES, aND SHAVING, bUT MOSTLY FOR TIME...

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 00:03:03 -0400

(i HAD TO REDACT A VERY, vERY TIRED JOKE, aBOUT MUSTACHES,

aND SHAVING,

bUT MOSTLY FOR TIME PURPOSES, bECAUSE i FELT THAT i WAS BEING LAZY, aBOUT UPDATING,)

askacavalreaper: Hahaha! I’m not in “cahooooots” with anyone...

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 23:44:53 -0400

Hahaha! I’m not in “cahooooots” with anyone but a few askblogs that come to mind are:

arachnidGrip

Ribbon Vriska

Tavros

Tavros

I like tavros a lot is this obvious y et

Meenah

Feferi

The Condesce

but no don’t let me actually interact with a vriska i will literally spam them with what essentially amounts to

sHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG,

yO LET’S NOT FORGET,

i’M IN LOVE WITH SPINNERET,

oH,

sO THAT’S WHERE YOU ALL CAME FROM,

iT’S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU ALL, }:)

WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE ARE YOOOOOOOU?

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 18:31:25 -0400

wHAT THE HECK,

uGH, i’M SORRY,

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 16:56:02 -0400

uGH, i’M SORRY,

i HOPE THAT WAS ALL RIGHT, i AM STILL NOT VERY FLUENT,

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:01:00 -0400

i HOPE THAT WAS ALL RIGHT, i AM STILL NOT VERY FLUENT,

cOULD WE, mAYBE, sTOP TALKING ABOUT THIS, iF THAT’S OKAY,

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 15:26:58 -0400

cOULD WE, mAYBE, sTOP TALKING ABOUT THIS, iF THAT’S OKAY,

sIGH, }:(

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 12:46:46 -0400

sIGH,

}:(

HEY THERE LESS CONFIDENT ME HOW IS IT GOING. WELL ANY WAYS I AM HERE TO ASK YOU TO THING TO HELP ME GAIN POPULARITY AND TWO DO I TRULY SOUND LIKE TAVROS WITH MY NORMAL VOICE AKA IT WILL BE ON MY TUMBLR

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 11:44:45 -0400

wELL, uH, i WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY, tHAT POPULARITY ISN’T EXACTLY, eVERYTHING,

wHILE i AM HAPPY TO SPREAD WORD OF, aLTERNATE VERSIONS OF ME, i DON’T REALLY THINK, tHAT CONFIDENCE HAS MUCH OF ANYTHING TO DO WITH BEING POPULAR, aND IS THUS NOT EXACTLY, yOUR AIM,

i MEAN, uH, wELL, eVERY tAVROS IS tAVROS, aS FAR AS i AM CONCERNED, aND IF EVERY tAVROS, iS ALSO ME, tHEN i GUESS YOU ARE OUT FOR THE SAME REASON, tHAT i HAVE A BLOG,

tHAT IS, tHE REASON THAT i HAVE A BLOG, iS TO HAVE FUN,

}:)

sO PLEASE REMEMBER, tHAT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE (OF ANY SPECIES, i AM NOT ENTIRELY SURE HOW MANY OF THEM THERE REALLY ARE), wHO FOLLOW YOUR BLOG, dOES NOT ACTUALLY MATTER,
aND THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO HAVE FUN, aBOVE ALL,

tHANK YOU, vERY, vERY MUCH, fOR YOUR PATIENCE, aND ALSO FOR...

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 22:51:22 -0400

tHANK YOU, vERY, vERY MUCH, fOR YOUR PATIENCE, aND ALSO FOR FOLLOWING THIS BLOG,
nEW WATCHERS, aND THE ONES WHO HAVE BEEN WITH US FOR MUCH LONGER,
i WILL TRY TO KEEP UP THE PACE THIS TIME,
}:)

((And we’re back. Thanks to jbriner for his lovely vocals, once again. This file is up for download on my tindeck.))

((I’m sorry I haven’t updated in a couple of weeks, I’m still waiting on an audio...

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 22:45:14 -0400

((I’m sorry I haven’t updated in a couple of weeks, I’m still waiting on an audio track for a special treat for you guys, and I kind of promised that I wouldn’t update until I had it,

And it’s just sort of taking longer than I originally intended to wait in order to obtain it.

Again, I apologize profusely, and I plan to come back with a treat once I have it!))

This has nothing to do with anything but even when you speak Out Of Character I read your text in Octopimps Tavros voice.

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 20:39:16 -0400

((Whoa, haha! I guess I do sound kind of like fandom’s Tavros.Thanks for the compliment! I think I think more of exaltedhaze or jbriner when I’m doing toreador, though!))

So I finally got the courage to ask this because I've never asked someone something before, so... Um, Tavros, will you marry me? u//w//u

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:29:22 -0400

uH,

wHAT IS A “MARRY”,

iS IT SOMETHING THAT i SHOULD HAVE LEARNED ABOUT,
bECAUSE HONESTLY, i HAVE NO IDEA, wHAT EXACTLY THAT IS,

}:(

OOC Public Service Announcement

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:20:57 -0400

((Guys, hey, I’ve been noticing some not-so-nice comments on that post about the OC Reiiko. She seems pretty upset about it, so I thought I’d say something.

She’s a person too, you guys. That fantroll has a person behind that screen that made up that OC herself, and that person is also seeing those comments. =( Not cool, guys. Reportedly, she’s even getting hatemail!

I know I haven’t really said much around the subject of this blog in general, but I like to use this blog to reach out and make people smile. I always get really happy when I see someone excited that I answered their question, and having that excitement spoiled like this, I feel, does more harm than the good I tried to do.

I don’t mean to call out and be all butthurt, but I’d just like to remind you guys that this blog is a thing I do for fun, and the last thing I want to do with my spare time is cause someone to be hurt or upset.

I don’t really know where I’m going with this anymore, but I just wanted to say that you guys are a little better than that, I know it for a fact. =( Okay? Please don’t send her hate mail, at the very least. She’s done nothing wrong.))

aT ANY RATE, uH, i WAS ASLEEP, fOR A WHILE, i FEEL PRETTY FULL...

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:38:44 -0400

aT ANY RATE, uH,

i WAS ASLEEP, fOR A WHILE,

i FEEL PRETTY FULL OF REST, aND POSSIBLY A BIT ENERGETIC,

tHE MORE THE MERRIER, i GUESS,

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 20:56:33 -0400

tHE MORE THE MERRIER, i GUESS,

Just wondering, what would you do if a random person walked up to you and put a bucket on your lap?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 20:38:10 -0400

wHY,

wHY WOULD YOU DO THAT,

}:(

eVERY TROLL IS REAL, }:) ((Tronno Contar belongs to leomio,...

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:42:00 -0400

eVERY TROLL IS REAL, }:)

((Tronno Contar belongs to leomio, owner of askpurrseniccatnip!))

iF ANYONE WAS WONDERING, tHIS PERSON WAS MY VALENTINE, }:) wE EXCHANGED SOME RATHER SICK RHYMES, i...

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:55:52 -0400

iF ANYONE WAS WONDERING, tHIS PERSON WAS MY VALENTINE, }:)

wE EXCHANGED SOME RATHER SICK RHYMES, i HAD A LOT OF FUN,

sOMETIMES, yOU MAY WANT TO GIVE UP, bUT YOU HAVE TO KEEP...

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:37:00 -0400

sOMETIMES, yOU MAY WANT TO GIVE UP,

bUT YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING,

iT WAS ALL i COULD DO TO NOT GET MY SELF CULLED,

}:(

i HOPE BEYOND HOPE, tHAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO EXPERIENCE IT,

i HOPE YOU ARE LUCKY AND HEALTHY,

aND DO NOT HAVE TO FEEL LIKE THAT,

oH WOW, wHERE HAVE i BEEN,

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:11:41 -0400

hOW LONG WAS i ASLEEP, }:0

i’M SO SORRY, i THINK i MISSED SOME WRIGGLING DAYS,

bUT i WILL BE ANSWERING SOME QUESTIONS TODAY, sO HOPEFULLY i CAN MAKE UP FOR THAT NAP,