(i HAD TO REDACT A VERY, vERY TIRED JOKE, aBOUT MUSTACHES,

aND SHAVING,

bUT MOSTLY FOR TIME PURPOSES, bECAUSE i FELT THAT i WAS BEING LAZY, aBOUT UPDATING,)

uGH, i’M SORRY,

i HOPE THAT WAS ALL RIGHT, i AM STILL NOT VERY FLUENT,

cOULD WE, mAYBE, sTOP TALKING ABOUT THIS, iF THAT’S OKAY,

sIGH,

}:(

tHANK YOU, vERY, vERY MUCH, fOR YOUR PATIENCE, aND ALSO FOR FOLLOWING THIS BLOG, 
nEW WATCHERS, aND THE ONES WHO HAVE BEEN WITH US FOR MUCH LONGER,
i WILL TRY TO KEEP UP THE PACE THIS TIME,
}:) 

((And we’re back. Thanks to jbriner for his lovely vocals, once again. This file is up for download on my tindeck.))

aT ANY RATE, uH,

i WAS ASLEEP, fOR A WHILE,

i FEEL PRETTY FULL OF REST, aND POSSIBLY A BIT ENERGETIC,

tHE MORE THE MERRIER, i GUESS,

eVERY TROLL IS REAL, }:)

((Tronno Contar belongs to leomio, owner of askpurrseniccatnip!))

sOMETIMES, yOU MAY WANT TO GIVE UP,

bUT YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING,

iT WAS ALL i COULD DO TO NOT GET MY SELF CULLED,

}:(

i HOPE BEYOND HOPE, tHAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO EXPERIENCE IT,

i HOPE YOU ARE LUCKY AND HEALTHY,

aND DO NOT HAVE TO FEEL LIKE THAT,

oH, uH, wOW, i DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE,

uHHH, hEY, kARKAT,

hEE HEE,

}:)

iT WAS PROBABLY A STUPID IDEA, aND ALSO REALLY DUMB, 

((oops, sorry if you were expecting sadstuck, new followers!))